Stars Eternal

aimofdestiny:

dateamonster:

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.

(via the-thread-of-the-infinite)

rm-renfield:

any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house…..  u have my permission….  u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind?  u can do that…..  wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle?  alright friend, go for it

(via fuckyahumor)

rockofages-pointbreak:

Thanos: wow I am such a TRAGIC villain. Look at me CRYING and mourning and having FEELINGS. It cost me EvErytHIng and I am SO SAD. these are real tears you guys wow you should emphasize with my GrEAt lOSs and sACriFIce and SADNESS

Literally everyone:

(via the-thread-of-the-infinite)

ladybubblegum:

im convinced that marvel doesn’t even bother with official press releases anymore, whenever they feel like announcing something they just give it to tom holland, tell him to keep it secret, and wait

(via thetalkinggrilledcheese)

carolbelivet:

me: i don’t need to go to college i’m gonna be cate blanchett’s trophy wife

everyone: she’s literally been married to a man for almost 20 years 

me: 

(via the-thread-of-the-infinite)